5 Mar 2015

SanTa Gusse se: Waiter Chicken Biryani M

SanTa Gusse se: Waiter… Chicken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nehi Hai..! Waiter: Sir, Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab Haota Hai.! SAnTa- Ha yaar, Sorry.!
5 Mar 2015

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most. . & . when a man does that . . . . . the SLIDE SHOW Begins!!!
5 Mar 2015

Maine Kaha wo Ajnabi he Dil ne Kaha ye

Maine Kaha wo Ajnabi he, Dil ne Kaha ye Dillagi He, Mai ne Kha wo Sapna He, Dil ne Kha Fir-b Aapna He, Maine Kha WoSirf Intezar He, Dil ne Kha Yahi To Pyar He..!!
5 Mar 2015

Santa Hindi ki Madam ko : Santa : – madam ji

Santa Hindi ki Madam ko : Santa : – madam ji Hindi Main”APPU”Kasie Likha Jeyega . Madam :- Pahle aa ,,, Phir adha pa ,,,, Phir Puura Pa ,,,,, or phir oooou….
5 Mar 2015

Ragging k waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha Ek s

Ragging k waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha Ek sawal ka jawab do,Patna kaha hai?Ladki:- Bihar me.Boys:- Yahi pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai..!
5 Mar 2015

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha Mujrewali- S

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. Mujrewali- Saheb, Hamne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. Santa- Acha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.
5 Mar 2015

Girl Friend- What u guys noticed first on a G

Girl Friend- What u guys noticed first on a Girl..! Boy friend- It Depends on their moves.. While she is coming or Going…
5 Mar 2015

Rang de basanti movie dekh kar santa ko bohu

Rang de basanti movie dekh kar santa ko bohut gussa aa gaya. Banta- why you are so angry.? Santa-pure film me basanti ko dikhaya hi nhi.
5 Mar 2015

Beta- papa mujhe 50 rupay de do Papa- tujh

Beta- papa, mujhe 50 rupay de do. Papa- tujhe rupayo ki nahi, akal ki zarurat he. Beta- Magar main aap se Vahi to Mangunga, jo aapke pass hoga.
5 Mar 2015

Santa:GOD 1 kudi chahye God:tu Muslim h t

Santa:GOD 1 kudi chahye, God:tu Muslim h to KATRINA dunga Pnjabi to KARINA Bania h to YANA GUPTA Bol tera nam kya h Santa- Santa Singh Gupta KHAN.