17 Dec 2014

A woman went shopping

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud’nt control his curiosity n asked “Do ualways carry ur TV remote with u?”
14 Dec 2014

are you kidding

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region
14 Dec 2014

adam and eve

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked
14 Dec 2014

teacher

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”Student: “Meat!”Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”Student: “Bacon!”Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”Student: “Homework!”
11 Dec 2014

Pyar me dubna Aasan hai magar sacha pyaar mi

Pyar me dubna Aasan hai magar sacha pyaar milna utna hi mushkil hai pyar aisa ek thofa hai jo milgaya to apna hai nahi to sirf ek sapna he
11 Dec 2014

Rehte hai bechen jab mulakat nahi hoti, tadap

Rehte hai bechen jab mulakat nahi hoti, tadapta hai dil jab baat nahi hoti, aap yaad na aao aisi subah nahi hoti, hum aapko bhul ke soye aisi raat nahi hoti.
11 Dec 2014

Tere Bina Hum Udaas Hi To Hai, Har Pal Hame

Tere Bina Hum Udaas Hi To Hai, Har Pal Hame Teri Talash Hi To Hai, Har Chehre Me Tujhe Dhundte Rahe, Hum Tanha Sahi Tere Paas Hi To Hai.
11 Dec 2014

Gabbr: Ye hath mujhe dede. Thakur: Le mere ha

Gabbr: Ye hath mujhe dede. Thakur: Le mere hath lele, Bsnti k b lele, Jay or Veeru tum b dedo, OCTOPUS banja saale !! Gbbr: sorry Yar,
11 Dec 2014

Haath Ke Lakiro Par Aitbar Kar Lena. Bharosa

Haath Ke Lakiro Par Aitbar Kar Lena. Bharosa Ho to Kisi ka Intajar kar Lena. Khona Pana to Nasibo Ka Khel Hai. Bus Jo DiL Se Pyar De Use Pyar Kar Lena..
11 Dec 2014

Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bane Billi (Cat) Ke Desi

Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bane Billi (Cat) Ke Design ko Ek Ladka Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Tha. Ladki Ne Poochha : Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya? Ladka : Billi To Dekhi Hai, Par Dudh ki Rakhwali